HIRING MYSELF AS MY OWN LAWYER FOR $1

"As a speedy remedy for this situation and as a new and unique usage of my attorney/client privilege -- I have officially and/or symbolically hired myself as my own lawyer and/or attorney for $1 dollar (see video link below). From this point forward I will be referring to myself as "my client" and/or "John" and/or "I" and/or "me".

My client has informed me that Lawyer Fulvio Cajina (and/or "Mister Cajina") agreed to complete a claim form for my client to be filed at the City of Sunnyvale; which Mister Cajina failed to do after my client sent a UPS package to Mister Cajina's office.

Then Mister Cajina also agreed to meet my client in San Francisco where Fulvio promised verbally to file a lawsuit for my client to make up for not filing the simple claim form. Is this correct Mister Cajina?

And is it not obvious to you that the last few days of emotionally charged emails from my client are just more proof of my client's immense emotional distress that has been allowed to fester over roughly two decades of police misconduct -- and recently exacerbated by your negligent conduct, Mister Cajina? 

Emotional distress that is also quite prevalent throughout this entire email thread; providing further proof of my client's various grievances with this overarching; largely government-sponsored; multifarious malfeasance mess.

Furthermore; at Starbucks Mister Cajina Cajina also told my client to send emails explaining the case; which my client did for nearly two years; including Bcc addresses to DOJ officials leaving a trail of evidence a thousand miles long; is this not correct as well Mister Cajina?

Regardless; I will be filing a written grievance to the State Bar Association as well as perhaps even filing a lawsuit against your law firm Mister Cajina -- for failing to perform basic duties as mandated by federal and state law. Thank you; I will be getting back to all of you at a later time with more case-related information. Best Regards; Johnny Roper > GO TO: http://likroper.com/LAWYER1.mp4

Note: Objection! You're all a bunch of idiots!..."
-- AKA John Dough (John's legal counsel)